Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right...– John Lennon (via infinite-paradox)
I fell in love with a girl who picked flowers instead of arguments and had no time for bad things because she so carefully curled herself against them. you were summer recklessness but you always had these two rules: stay with me and don’t become a ghost.
cuntbarf: I want to have sex with a woman. It’s been much too long. same
i found out yesterday that I was awarded a $63,000 scholarship for three years of PhD funding. I’m still in shock.
cuntbarf: If I interact with a new guy who is conventionally attractive and he shows any inclination that he knows just how attractive he is, I am automatically repulsed by him and write him off as an asshole. I thought I was the only one. Ego is my biggest turn off.
clumsyoctopus: life rules - you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude